Cursed

Could today have got any worse
I've got dog crap in my hair
And I think I've been cursed.

Dog Crap in my hair.

I tryed to wash it out
But my showers bust
I wacked my nose on a chair
And I think I've been cursed
Cursed.

Chorus:
Cursed from the devil
Cursed from the pyramids
Cursed from a witch
Life is such a bitch.

Repeat Chorus.

Such a bitch.

(Guitar solo).

Repeat Chorus.

My cat p***d in my trainers
I went out for a run

I thought I was getting sweaty
When I knew it wasn't fun
Was not funny.

I locked myself out
And saw my oven on
I smashed a window to get in
My chickens overdone.

Repeat Chorus.

Lost my ticket to a gig
Now I'm done £50
Slipped up in public
People took the mick.

Repeat Chorus x2.

Dog crap in my hair
Showers bust, need to repair
Wacked my nose on a chair
P***d in trainers life's unfair.

Repeat Chorus x2