Drugs
All the runners running downhill
All the throwers with strap-on muscles
Gold, silver, and bronze
To the designer-drugs and anabolic steroids
Random testing doesn't exist
No promoters will take the risk
Street-price injection for a personal best
Praise to Roche for finishing first
All the runners have their little helpers
All the throwers on uppers and downers
"From now on, " said Ron
"It's downhill all the way. "