What's my name

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm not
Who I want to be
I tired spot cream an' I tried it all I'm crawling up the wall!.

What's my name naaaame.. naaaame.. naaaame...

I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door said all full up!
I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge didn't even know.

What's my name.

Dad go p***d so I got clocked
Couldn't hear the tannoy so he lost the lot
Offers mum a bribe through the letter box
Drives you f***g mad.

What's my name.

Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight?
I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip
An' you won't know who came.

What's my name